Fun Facebook quotes by yours truly

I put a collection together of facebook statuses I have created over the years...please feel free to steal but give credit to the author (that's me by the way...just in case...lol)

1. I fear when I get to Heaven, God will display all my facebook statuses on the big screen; and he won’t think I’m near as funny as I think I am J 
2. Words can be felt in your heart; but when coupled with action they can set your soul on fire.
3. The grass may be greener but that's sometimes where all the snakes hide
4. Be kind to those your encounter today for you may never know the full weight of the burdens they bear
5. I try to remind myself that great things are worth fighting for yet sometimes the strategy in the fight isn't action but patience and waiting on God's timing because only then will it be truly great
6. Even the most beautiful of flowers have imperfections...embrace yours for they show your true beauty and character. Don't be afraid to be yourself because it is only then you will find pure happiness.
7. Thank you Lord for allowing us memories because there are some things in life worth replaying
8. As I stand on the stage of life, I am nervous that I will forget my lines. With the spotlight blazing down on me and as the audience breathlessly waits, I am at peace knowing God is directing my play.
9. Life is not merely to be lived but to be experienced
10. Some people just scare me...don't they you? If they don't, then you are probably one of the scary people.
11. So if I need to think outside the box, does that mean I need to be in a box to do that and is there a particular kind of box that works better to think outside of...I mean it kinda leaves it wide open for interpretation, don't you think???
12. You alone have the ability to make your own happiness or your own destruction...but the burden of choice lies on your shoulders and no one elses. Choose wisely!
13. Why do we fight wars with weapons? Words cause more damage and cut much deeper than swords.
14. Life is nothing but lyrics to a song and sometimes you just need to change the station.
15. Facebook : Definition...a social media tool disguised as a way to keep in touch with former school mates when in reality is the best way to snoop on your neighbor, find out dirt on other people (see rumor mill), air out your dirty laundry, find out if he/she is in a relationship or not (see stalking), and aid you in procrastination from important duties such as housework, school work and work work
16. Lord, Comfort me in times of uncertainty bestow wisdom on me in times of ignorance, strengthen me in times of weakness, and forgive me in times of fault
17. When life's torrential rains pour down, God takes my hand and asks me to dance. 
18. HI :) So small, yet so powerful a statement
19. Isn't it funny how children have the tendency to mold us when we are supposed to be molding them? From the mouths of babes come great wisdom. Imagine what all we could learn and how better people we would be if we would just stop and spend a moment with a child.
20. Sometimes out of mistakes come the best inventions
21. A warm smile can thaw the coldest of hearts
22. So can someone explain to me WHY I can't have my cake and eat it too? I mean you gave me the cake, it's in my possession...It's MY cake, so back off before someone gets hurt
23. Sometimes feels like a Mt. Dew in a Dr. Pepper world
24. Supposed to be thinking outside the box...DANG IT, I've been sitting in this paper sack for hours
25. Work calls tomorrow...maybe I'll just let it go to voicemail
26. So if I tell you that I'm cute that's conceit, but if you tell me I'm cute that's confirmation, right?
27. Amazed at how we praise God for the rain storms, but forget to praise him when Storms of Life pour down…just like rain helps nature grow and cools the earth, the storms of our lives help our “self nature” grow, and they are only but for a season.  Praise him in all things… 1 Thessalonians 5:18
28. There is no road to happiness.  You have to create it while on your journey through life no matter what road you are traveling.
29. Hey, whoever is currently writing the story of my life, can you put some comedy in with this drama?
30. Beep, Beep…this is a fake status, it is only a fake status…if it had been a real status you would feel enlightened, enthused and slightly happy…you will now be returned to your regular programming…Beep, Beep